Bits of Wisdom

Death is the number one killer of this world.

• Life is Sexually Transmitted.

• The slowest way to die is in good health.

• Men really only have two motivations, sexual and food. If you see a gleam in his eyes then make him a sandwich.

• Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking - Black Elk

• Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, and maybe years.

• Health nuts are going to feel stupid at some point, in a hospital, dying of nothing.

• Health nuts are a hard bunch to crack.

• The world is always happier after a storm - Black Elk

• All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

• In the ’60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now people take Prozac to make it normal.

• Life is like a jar of jalapeño peppers. What you do today might burn on the way out tomorrow.

• Big leaders have big price tags.

• There will always be:

• A “lie” in Believe
  An “Over” in Lover
  An “End” in Friend
  An “Us” in Trust
  And an “If” in Life
  A "He" and a "She" in Ashes

• David didn’t kill Goliath because he set out to slay giants. He set out to give sandwiches to his brothers, and Goliath got in the way. -Rich Mullins

• Tolkien’s famous words in his book, “Speak, Friend and Enter.” Has more wisdom in it than most sermons.

• “I was quiet, but I was not blind.” -Jane Austen

• Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music.

• One of the hardest parts of life is deciding whether to walk away or try harder.

• Walking away may feel to some like you have given the other side victory, but often it’s about freedom for you.

• My silence does not mean you are right

• “Makeup can hide a lot of evil.” - Phil Robinson

• Behavior is the mirror in which everyone shows their image

• “A Child does not question the wrongs of grown-ups, he suffers them,” Chief Dan George

• “When you arise in the morning give thanks for the food and the joy of living. If you see no reason for giving thanks, the fault lies only in yourself.” Chief Tecumseh

• Angry people who can’t take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those who can.

• If it struggles to get free of your grasp, was it really yours?